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Okay so we got sieged by Goblins, one group (which had an elf in it, neato) walked right on our traps and died.
Three other groups were just chilling to the west of our fortress. So I tried to wait it out, and thought that I should claim some of the iron stuff from the earlier goblins. So I let the dwarfs outside, and at the same time, Dr. House, Marksdwarf runs directly over to the Goblins, a few wrestlers quickly take him AND HIS BABY out. So apparently Osiris, champion wrestler, makes a dead sprint for the goblins, and goes right up to their leader. (Side note: Leader only had one eye, neato) So he breaks the leader's arm and throws him down a z-level as a group of wrestlers come to take him down. Osiris kills one and tears the throat of another. But quickly the swordsgoblins arrive and make short work of him. At this time, a few average wrestler took down a few average goblins, and then EdFanMH arrives. Ed grabs a goblin and throws it into a trench, breaking it's spine. Two goblin wrestlers jump on him, and die immediately. While Ed continues his genocide, a few more champions join in, but can't even come close to the kill count Ed is racking up. Eventually I noticed that *SIEGE* was missing, and some goblins began to run away. I saw the goblin leader run towards the fortress, and sent Ed directly after them. So Ed charges through 8 swordsgoblins (and the leader) and grabs a tag along wrestler and seemingly breaks his bones one at a time.
WHILE ALL THIS EXCITING AND POORLY WRITTEN STUFF HAPPENED:
I forgot to check on the well and noticed it was dry for quite sometime! Everyone was thirsty as shit! But luckily I got that lever pulled in time.
Osiris is buried next to Anzio (Who fought a Titan) and Ed took his place as squad leader.
Moral of the story: That elf I killed was wearing all elf products, like elf bone earrings and elf leather armor. Pretty weird
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