Madness Combat

lmao man try it its grat

I was pretty cool* last night and I wanted to post here for once but my friends laptop was being bodacious with the internet
 *drunk 

Your idea is great I wish I had my xbox and friends that played castle crashers AND also were down with the good stuff

OH shit I have to walk to work and go to work today I don't think I'm ready help

I live like an hour from work its not the walk that's a problem it's that I have to walk there tired as a peach and then work I already almost got fired wednesday for sweeping a table with a broom and friday I wasn't perfect so today feels like it's full of tension.

Drunk monster hunter changed my life

What. Why would you do that. As a joke or was it like "well I already have this broom. fuck it."

"fuck it". Who knew the implications of such an action to the Health Code Department. Okay I probably should have known but fuck

where do U work?

Five Guys (burgers and fries)

sounds like a sausagefest

there's some ladies there don't worry

I'm allergic to peanuts, so Five Guys is a spike factory to me

I'm allergic to only eating them directly. I can have all the oil and 'made by machines that touch balls nuts' I can eat.

do you cook or what

I do whatever. Cook, clean, put on toppings, french the fries, do the prep stuff, put on new gloves, be cashier, take the garbage out.